Girls!

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So here's the situation: almost none of us has a girlfriend, and almost all of us have a penis. We would hit just about anything female. Someone mentioned that he has standards. Yeah, right. If you know in which version of Star Wars Greedo shoots first, your standards are limited to willingness or blood-alcohol level. You don't have to tell me that you would have sex with Mary Elizabeth Winstead. I know you would, just like you know I would, but that's about as likely to happen as receiving a bite from a radioactive spider; the difference is the spider is a lot more interesting to talk about. So when you finish j***ing off to this picture, let's move on and talk about something else immature.