File this under "advice of the day"1. If you win an Olympic metal for the U.S.A, do not let a cute drunk girl bite it.
2. Do not put the medal next to your crotch while a cute drunk girl bites the medal.
3. DO NOT put the metal next to your crotch while a cute drunk girl bites the medal AND your dumb buddies take a picture of it. FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE.
If this happens you will have to apologize to a bunch of people and become shamed into leaving the Olympics early.
Take a lesson from Olympic bronze medalist Scotty Lago.
haha this is great, ive been laughing since I read it. Ill take your advice, the only person ill let bite the medal around my crotch is you, and only if its gold. No one will care if its a balding old guy with gay hair
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ReplyDeleteSo Cornbread agrees with Lago that the crotch medal biting is, at times, a good choice. It must be a Seabrook thing.
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