Boycott!

Y'know that symbol that falls amongst "D" and "F", has a trio of arms on it as a capital, along with a straight back? Occasionally you'll find its small form, looking similar to an "o" with its jaws hanging apart, laughing at its compatriot parts of the word it's assisting to form? That smug bastard grabs a ridiculous amount of spotlight away from significant symbols. And a bastard it is. Do you know any man who claims it as a son? I don't. And its dominating our world. Musically, its third ivory up in C Major. Fifth if you drop into A Minor. Look in Math, and it acts as a stand in during Calculus for (1+1/n) to the n, as n will approach infinity, aka the constant 2.71828182845904554... It's flung adoration as a part of the four Cardinal Paths on a map, at a firm 90 to both North and South, and running right along with Big W. In the pursuit of humanity to know our world, it stands for a subatomic building block! No Up or Down Quarks at all- what a snub to protons across the land. And now you can slap the small formation of it in front of any word and it turns into a hip and important word. Add it to "mail". Or "card". "Book", "library", "comic"... this list just grows. Try it out on your own.

My solution? Quit that glory hog cold gallopavo (look it up). From now on, I insist that the blog sign switch to "Blogsyourmomchucksout", Chris cuts his sig down to just Corn and Aiosa simply post with a monogram.