Congratulations Five Star Bank!

I want to congratulate the Five Star Bank in downtown Elmira for going a whole four and a half months without being robbed!
Five Star was robbed December 21st 2009. An older gentlemen attempted to rob the same bank on January 2010.

On the other hand, since Chemung Canal Bank has hired Kevin Falkenberg. They have not been robbed.

Coincidence? I think not.

Other businesses that have employed Kevin are Blockbuster, Heroes Your Mom Threw Out Comic Shop, and Toys R Us.
Kevin has been known to take "security dumps" while employed at these businesses.

Thus, the reason I feel that they have never been robbed.

Thanks Kevin.