Tab news

Associated Press- Germany.

Today Scientist Dr. Gerber Von Cornburger announced his discovery of the worlds largest can of tab.  This can measures an astounding 65 inches in length and 24 inches in height.  When asked if he would open and drink from the can, Dr. Cornburger replied " absolutely not, Tab is just a slew of chemicals.  It's been proven to shrink the genital in males."

Tab: Slew of Chemicals? Or Best Drink EVER

Tab is Cokes original diet cola. It is pretty much my favorite soda. I tastes kinda like Diet Coke but with more chemicals. I never will have the chance to try original Tab since it had chemicals that gave cancer to its drinker, but who cares...oh well maybe its for the better.

Anyways, Tab is pretty hard to come by nowadays. The only places around here that I know that sell it are New Hampshire, Connecticut, and NYC. Luckily I live in one of those states and can enjoy it from week to week.

You know when people have a passion about something and they want to share it with everyone they know? Well Tab is my thing that I share with everyone, and usually they enjoy it. Regardless, if you ever get a chance try Tab, its great and I would drink it everyday.